![]() 10/06/2014 at 17:57 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Another little gem that must have happened this weekend. Why people always !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ? Fuck you Portland Maine drivers/wannabe thieves
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Also from like 7 years ago, this motherfucker hit my mint green Volvo 240 5 speed and bounced. I even knew who it was and the cops didn't do dick
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Scheisse. Oh well, now you can go drifting, bro.
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That's terrible. Will you join me in mowing down everyone who has ever wronged us? I'm thinking waterboarding to start.
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I am down like crazy. Also the person that bagged my fucking Vespa. There is a special place in hell I will send them to...
![]() 10/06/2014 at 18:29 |
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Da hell? How bad did you rage at that one?
Well, I got 5000 dings on my car from stupid asshole fucks who don't understand the concept of space, or preserving the paint job. Not to mention some dipshit pickup driver who didn't tie down the 2x4 that flew off his OPEN bed going 80 on the highway... right into my front bumper.
Anyways, we'll need a name for our new group. How about "The Avengers"?
![]() 10/06/2014 at 18:31 |
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oh I was furious because I just did a bunch of bodywork on it, and if it was there, would have shot and blended it. Now I have to do it again. Yeah avengers is about right
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If you ever find the people who did these things to your car, tell me, I'll put the golf clubs I keep in my trunk to good use.
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I literally beat someone with a golf club once. Him and his buddys went out on mischief night and got after the 2002 I restored for 2 years and was a week away from registering. The trunk, hood, seats were all ripped out and thrown in the adjoining river. I beat them for polluting of course. The wrecking of the car they filmed, and it was found and turned over to police. That and them throwing pumpkins off an interstate overpass. The local fuzz gave me a pass on the beating.
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Impressed you had the strength to stop swinging, I would have been charged with murder.
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You're not alone. When I was younger I went to the beach with a couple of friends, there was golf course there so I took my clubs. One night we were leaving the building on our way to a party. Some drunk guys were hanging out in the street and they started messing with some of my female friends, I was a bit behind and my car (my dad's car) was parked near them, they started getting violent. I unlocked the trunk, got one of the bats and told them to stop, one of them lunged in my direction so I took a swing at his knee, it made quite a characteristic sound. Needless to say, they ran away, well, most of them.
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yeah, it was real tough to stop.
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I keep a baseball bat in my trunk...Always.
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They're just jealous.